that time in harry potter when the sorting hat died so instead all the new students had to take “which hogwarts house are you in?” on quizilla
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
jesus
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
(Source: jackbarasnap)